Thing2, my six-year-old, is a miracle of motion.
I am watching him flit from couch to chair to table to hall with a soaring grace that would put any trapeze artist to shame.
Sadly, his first grade teacher has yet to incorporate acrobatics into any homework assignment. But I figure I can get another sip of soda before tackling my daily feat of daring – talking his head down to the kitchen table while making sure his spirit continues to soar to the ceiling and beyond.
With the greatest of ease.